$278K TTM revenue · $169K TTM profit · 51% gross margin · ~2 hours a day · no inventory, no staff, no ad spend. Asking $149K — under 1x profit. This is a consumer brand studio that turns trending products into live, selling brands in days, then puts them in front of millions of shoppers through partnerships with established online retailers, flash-sale sites, curated discovery stores and deal platforms in the US and Europe. The retailers bring the audience and the traffic; we bring the product and the brand. Nothing is bought until a customer or retailer has ordered, so there is no stock, no warehouse and no working-capital cycle. Why it’s hard to replicate: the retailer accounts take years to open and prove out (some of these relationships are 7+ years old), each has its own vendor portal, pricing and promotional calendar, and the brand-building and fulfilment process behind them is documented and repeatable. A buyer inherits the accounts, 24 trading brands plus 28 dormant brand assets, nine Shopify stores, the supplier relationships, the playbook and a live pipeline of launches, not a cold start.
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